The Federation of Archshaven is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Simari Marcel with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.847 billion Archshavenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurelion Bay. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archshavenian economy, worth 213 trillion Shafens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 115,773 Shafens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Archshavenian Embarrassments, in a baffling press conference President Simari Marcel proudly dismantled a broken door, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archshaven's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Total Seperation.

Archshaven is ranked 21,829^th in the world and 17^th in The UMNS for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,934.21 Standard Monetary Units.