The Kingdom of Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.064 billion Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndromeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndromean economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion clean chonieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 262,588 clean chonieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Aragom With Iritble Bowel Syndromean Moonshine", farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome's national animal is the Dung beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome is ranked 288,984^th in the world and 6,274^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,151.07 Standard Monetary Units.