Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome
Population | 11.386 billion |
Currency | clean chonies |
Animal | Dung beetle |
The Kingdom of Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.386 billion Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndromeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndromean economy, worth a remarkable 3,247 trillion clean chonieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 285,211 clean chonieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome's national animal is the Dung beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome is ranked 73,929th in the world and 1,491st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,958.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, the treehouse in Dung Beetle Park is the tallest building in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome.
- : Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Iritble Bowel Syndrome, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.