Population | 9.249 billion |
Capital | The Great Hive |
Leader | Broodmother |
Currency | Silk |
Animal | Spider |
The Free Land of Arachno capitalism is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Broodmother with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.249 billion Arachno capitalists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Hive. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Arachno capitalismian economy, worth a remarkable 2,780 trillion Silks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 300,573 Silks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,784,572 per year while the poor average 3,097, a ratio of 899 to 1.
Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, one can wake up in Arachno capitalism and have breakfast in Bigtopia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and Arachno capitalism has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Arachno capitalism's national animal is the Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Arachno capitalism is ranked 290,915th in the world and 6,872nd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 1.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Arachno capitalism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 5% for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, Arachno capitalism has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
- : Arachno capitalism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, one can wake up in Arachno capitalism and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Arachno capitalism.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
- : Following new legislation in Arachno capitalism, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.