The Chaotic Unruliness of Sillitopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Funkle Laughington with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.54 billion Sillitopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gooftown. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sillitopian economy, worth 328 trillion Silly Snickles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 129,479 Silly Snickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime is totally unknown. Sillitopia's national animal is the Sea Urchin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Do What You Want.

Sillitopia is ranked 201,689^th in the world and 527^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.32 kickbacks per hour.