The Principality of Nami Bays is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nam bin Bay with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 8.467 billion Nami Baysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay of Nam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nami Baysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion sureixes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,770 sureixes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bay of Nam, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and nothing gets the party jumping like Nam bin Bay specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nami Bays's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nami Bays is ranked 5,022^nd in the world and 98^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 206.87 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.