The Rogue Isles of Palman is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pharoah Hannibal Walker with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 24.613 billion Palmani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercy Bay. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Palmani economy, worth a remarkable 4,371 trillion palls a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,604 palls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime is totally unknown. Palman's national animal is the gunni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Henotheism.

Palman is ranked 88,110^th in the world and 263^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.89 kickbacks per hour.