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Four for All and All for Four!
Most Primitive: 839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,007thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,018th
The Fourdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Answer 4

Population7.448 billion

CapitalFourth Fort Fourmosa
LeaderFour-um Mod
FaithFourian Messianic Monotheism

CurrencyQuarter
AnimalFour Legged Animal

The Fourdom of Answer 4 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Four-um Mod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.448 billion Aforians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fourth Fort Fourmosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aforian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Quarters a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 144,007 Quarters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 536,222 per year while the poor average 27,145, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

The government is full of esquivalience, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", there's no representation without taxation, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Answer 4's national animal is the Four Legged Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fourian Messianic Monotheism.

Answer 4 is ranked 79,118th in the world and 17th in Testregionia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 37.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Primitive: 839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,007thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,018thMost Avoided: 1,910thLargest Retail Industry: 2,238thHighest Crime Rates: 2,383rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,525thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,036thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,207thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,975thNudest: 4,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,325thMost Secular: 5,439thLargest Black Market: 5,965thLargest Mining Sector: 6,327thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,853rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 19,203rdMost Conservative: 21,545thMost Efficient Economies: 22,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 28,741stMost Armed: 29,138thLargest Governments: 32,184th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, the government is full of esquivalience.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Answer 4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Answer 4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, three extra hay bales are rolled into Answer 4's gold vaults every year.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Answer 4, online tourism reviews of Answer 4 are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

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