The Always Answer 1 of Answer 1 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Numero Uno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.165 billion Answer 1ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Answer 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion Ones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,412 Ones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Livestock mutilations are on the rise, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Answer 1ian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 1's national animal is the Cyclops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Primary Messianic Monotheism.

Answer 1 is ranked 59,013^th in the world and 15^th in Testregionia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 73.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.