The Kylarnatian Imperial Colony of Anglo-Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catharina Silvanus IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 20.19 billion Anglo-Kylarnatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglo-Kylarnatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,799 trillion Caesars Aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,737 Caesars Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, when their backs are against the walls Anglo-Kylarnatians look out for gay men, and business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anglo-Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Anglo-Kylarnatia is ranked 4,840^th in the world and 2^nd in Ipet Sawet for Safest, scoring 131.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.