The People's Republic of Angalaria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Twaiety with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.416 billion Angalarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anchor. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Angalarian economy, worth 543 trillion Anvols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,421 Anvols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angalaria's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angertarianism.

Angalaria is ranked 26,191^st in the world and 1,773^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.13 law-abiding acts per hour.