The State of Amigos Nortenos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.484 billion Amigos Nortenosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The very strong Amigos Nortenosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,439 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is moderate. Amigos Nortenos's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Amigos Nortenos is ranked 209,050^th in the world and 5^th in Naypyidaw for Safest, scoring 37.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.