The Democratic States of Ameliaaaa is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 16 million Ameliaaaans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Ameliaaaan economy, worth 531 billion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 33,184 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameliaaaa's national animal is the abo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ameliaaaa is ranked 187,016^th in the world and 117^th in Eladria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,180.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.