The Mafia Godfather, signed, the mods of Ambis2 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Godfather with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.159 billion Ambi2ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mafia Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ambi2ian economy, worth 755 trillion Poker chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,466 Poker chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 535,875 per year while the poor average 11,485, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

Girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ambis2's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mafism.

Ambis2 is ranked 226,255^th in the world and 7^th in Warzone Trinidad for Highest Drug Use, scoring 75.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.