The United States of Amberlins is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16 million Amberlinsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Amberlinsian economy, worth 953 billion cheeseitzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,573 cheeseitzes, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Amberlins's national animal is the sharks, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Amberlins is ranked 68,883^rd in the world and 7^th in HVMUN for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,778.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.