The State of Alzetta is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 20.95 billion Alzettans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The strong Alzettan economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,871 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, Alzetta has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Alzetta in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Alzetta's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alzetta is ranked 157,965^th in the world and 1^st in Luxemborg for Highest Average Incomes, with 51,871.17 Standard Monetary Units.