The Colony of Always last option is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 50 million Always last optionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The strong Always last optionian economy, worth 2.52 trillion grasses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,405 grasses, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Violet blesses the rains down in OOK OOK, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Always last option's national animal is the carp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Always last option is ranked 47,674^th in the world and 1^st in OOK OOK for Safest, scoring 103.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.