The Third Social Alliance of Alragone is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 26.37 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stardust City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 13,997 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 530,814 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Kyldellians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alragone's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Alragone is ranked 216^th in the world and 1^st in The Illuminati for Safest, scoring 204.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.