The Grand Duchy of Alleng is a large, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 115 million Алленг have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Алленг economy, worth 8.93 trillion Марка Великого Герцогства Алленгs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,628 Марка Великого Герцогства Алленгs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, raccoons are plump and satiated, chipped paint can see a building condemned, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Alleng City. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alleng's national animal is the Беловежский зубр, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alleng is ranked 44,401^st in the world and 1^st in Social Democratic Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 46.57 quips per hour.