The Protectorate of All Too Soon is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 29 million All Too Soonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong All Too Soonian economy, worth 1.51 trillion Mice a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,108 Mice, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,911 per year while the poor average 14,258, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. All Too Soon's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

All Too Soon is ranked 197,393^rd in the world and 1,031^st in the Outback for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 409.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.