The United Socialist States of Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.909 billion Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortezians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortezian economy, worth 50.8 trillion byts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 8,600 byts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez's national animal is the bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez is ranked 73,436^th in the world and 1^st in THE SQUAD for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.55 law-abiding acts per hour.