The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.923 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 9,394 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 409,824 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 170^th in the world and 1^st in Esportiva for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,631.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.