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Most Valuable International Artwork: 512thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,278th
The Gradual Disintegration of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Squire
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Alan

Population23.088 billion

CapitalThe City of First Light

Currencysingle-origin chocolate bar
Animalmalfunctioning blue keyboard

The Gradual Disintegration of Alan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.088 billion Alanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of First Light. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The strong Alanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion single-origin chocolate bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,371 single-origin chocolate bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, solid-gold toilets are Alanian prisons' least expensive furnishings, bars are packed at all hours, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alan's national animal is the malfunctioning blue keyboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alan is ranked 19,590th in the world and 4th in Hippy Haven for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 7,251.88 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 512thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,278thLargest Populations: 6,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,438thNudest: 11,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,091stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,541stHighest Economic Output: 15,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,486thLargest Retail Industry: 19,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,743rdBest Weather: 20,825thSmartest Citizens: 20,999thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,944thMost Cultured: 22,414thMost Pacifist: 23,168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,181stHighest Food Quality: 24,185thMost Secular: 25,798thNicest Citizens: 26,090th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Alan, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alan's influence in Hippy Haven rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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