The United Island Nations of Akritir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Alasdair IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.373 billion Akris enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klochringer. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Akritirian economy, worth 208 trillion Akri Sovereigns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,667 Akri Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

"King Alasdair IV got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown. Akritir's national animal is the Imperial Akri Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Akritir is ranked 265,828^th in the world and 356^th in United Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -217.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.