The District of Akkadiad is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.383 billion Akkadiadians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong Akkadiadian economy, worth 682 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,994 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,252 per year while the poor average 9,849, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and Akkadiad has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Akkadiad's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Akkadiad is ranked 128,147^th in the world and 1^st in Baghdad for Highest Average Incomes, with 59,994.95 Standard Monetary Units.