The Republic of Oversimpfied is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 996 million Oversimpfiedians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oversimpfied City. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oversimpfiedian economy, worth 57.6 trillion Rendezvouses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,808 Rendezvouses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, The Leader has just been declared ruler of Oversimpfied in an international press conference, and the nation leads The East Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oversimpfied's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oversimpfied is ranked 210,287^th in the world and 3,800^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.