The United States of Aioland is a large, cultured nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 171 million Aiolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aiolandian economy, worth 10.7 trillion Yorans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,577 Yorans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Aiolandian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, the endangered saltwater humpback Packraptor is only seen in captivity programs, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and the Aiolandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aioland's national animal is the Packraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aioland is ranked 195,778^th in the world and 545^th in Horizon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 468.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.