The Grand Duchy of Ailaikcheez is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by drs P with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and smutty television. The democratic population of 15.847 billion Cheeseheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurd Zenwei. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cheezy economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion Crispees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,382 Crispees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ailaikcheez's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ailaikcheez is ranked 265,571^st in the world and 10,017^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.