The State of Aigetaec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.972 billion Aigetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Aigetaecian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,323 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,352 per year while the poor average 2,112, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aigetaec's national animal is the deer.

Aigetaec is ranked 167,600^th in the world and 1^st in Aigetaec for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 230.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.