The Matriarchy of Agloolik is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Navarch Nascha Atsila with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.049 billion Agloolan are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inuvik. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Agloolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,315 trillion Kalroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,459 Kalroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to cope with your child's failure is to try again, dessert dishes make up the Agloolan breakfast menu, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agloolik's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Agloolik is ranked 13,510^th in the world and 15^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.