The Colony of AFR33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 11.465 billion AFR33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient AFR33ian economy, worth 457 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,869 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AFR33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

AFR33 is ranked 187,290^th in the world and 1^st in Another Fascist Region for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.49 on the Bus Surprisal Index.