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Most Stationary: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 11thLargest Populations: 59th
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Population42.739 billion

LeaderWhoop Dee Whoop

CurrencyFishterous Correlation
AnimalVermicious Knid

The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.739 billion Afi-Aftosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth an astonishing 10,002 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,025 Fishterous Correlations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and a government program is underway to revitalize Afi-Aftos's beaches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 275,642nd in the world and 9th in Fredonia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.92 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 11thLargest Populations: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 106thMost Primitive: 111thLargest Black Market: 137thMost Ignorant Citizens: 150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204thMost Avoided: 231stMost Corrupt Governments: 290thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 339thHighest Crime Rates: 476thFattest Citizens: 571stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 593rdMost Efficient Economies: 614thHighest Economic Output: 639thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,239thLargest Retail Industry: 1,441stMost Armed: 2,365thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,427thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 4,164thRudest Citizens: 4,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,865thMost Influential: 6,002ndNudest: 6,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,936thLargest Governments: 9,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,953rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,566thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,599thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,377thMost Secular: 20,076thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,794thMost Authoritarian: 24,108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,032nd

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