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Most Subsidized Industry: 6thMost Stationary: 9thLargest Populations: 60th
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Population38.593 billion

CapitalDreck City
LeaderEl Guapo

CurrencyFishterous Correlation
AnimalVermicious Knid

The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Guapo with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.593 billion Afi-Aftosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreck City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth a remarkable 7,317 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 189,606 Fishterous Correlations, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,138,659 per year while the poor average 14,275, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 221,494th in the world and 4th in Fredonia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -28.45 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 6thMost Stationary: 9thLargest Populations: 60thLargest Mining Sector: 104thMost Ignorant Citizens: 179thLargest Black Market: 230thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 309thMost Corrupt Governments: 347thMost Primitive: 386thMost Avoided: 407thMost Efficient Economies: 548thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 560thHighest Crime Rates: 606thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 796thFattest Citizens: 832ndHighest Economic Output: 880thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,143rdMost Armed: 1,308thLargest Retail Industry: 1,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,570thRudest Citizens: 1,966thTop
Most Influential: 5,935thNudest: 6,697thHighest Average Incomes: 7,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,188thMost Secular: 9,288thTop
Largest Governments: 11,915thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,211thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,879thMost Conservative: 21,271st

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