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Rise from Ashes
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,748thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,985th
The Sultanate of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Afarionadia

Population1.186 billion

Currencydinar
Animalphoenix

The Sultanate of Afarionadia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.186 billion Afarionadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Afarionadian economy, worth 153 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,806 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, nothing says "moving forward" like sitting in traffic for eight hours, and the roundel of the Afarionadian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afarionadia's national animal is the phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Afarionadia is ranked 22,960th in the world and 9th in Edoca for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 288.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,748thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,985thMost Pacifist: 6,252ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,783rdMost Cultured: 8,896thMost Efficient Economies: 9,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,705thNicest Citizens: 12,117thLowest Crime Rates: 12,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,256thSafest: 12,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,230thHighest Food Quality: 15,627thTop
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Most Accessible: 16,595thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,836thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,960thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,545thMost Developed: 25,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,436thMost Devout: 28,655thLargest Governments: 31,195th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Accessible: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, the roundel of the Afarionadian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, nothing says "moving forward" like sitting in traffic for eight hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies.
  • : Afarionadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Afarionadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, Afarionadia shot first.
  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Afarionadia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.

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