The Federal Republic of Aeristogo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gramuire Fossklo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.922 billion Aeristogoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhaudra. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeristogoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,922 trillion aeristis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 164,503 aeristis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime is totally unknown. Aeristogo's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aeristogo is ranked 4,463^rd in the world and 214^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 132.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.