The Federation of Aenglide is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sienna-Marie Ølsen with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 12.547 billion Aenglish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Environment, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keterig. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Aenglish economy, worth 502 trillion kronars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,067 kronars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Aenglide has found 1 easter egg), 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aenglide's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic Protestant.

Aenglide is ranked 77,312^th in the world and 10^th in Novapax for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,662.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.