The Republic of ADHDgenic is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.615 billion ADHDgenicians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The powerhouse ADHDgenician economy, worth 110 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,416 guilders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,029 per year while the poor average 6,433, a ratio of 58.0 to 1.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ADHDgenic's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ADHDgenic is ranked 293,610^th in the world and 9^th in Nova Constantinople for Nicest Citizens, with 1.34 average smiles per day.