The Precious Gemnation of Acuaznharine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oceane Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.54 billion Acuaznharineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquamarinia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Acuaznharinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,762 trillion Aquamarineses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,016 Aquamarineses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, parents dread their examinations more than their children, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and a flying elephant and Oceane Darklight share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Acuaznharine's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of books.

Acuaznharine is ranked 290,902^nd in the world and 43^rd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -30.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.