The Precious Gemnation of Acuaznharine is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Oceane Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.465 billion Acuaznharineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquamarinia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Acuaznharinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,727 trillion Aquamarineses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,212 Aquamarineses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace. Crime is totally unknown. Acuaznharine's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of books.

Acuaznharine is ranked 1,005^th in the world and 3^rd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.37 law-abiding acts per hour.