The Precious Gemnation of Acuaznharine is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Oceane Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.857 billion Acuaznharineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquamarinia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Acuaznharinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Aquamarineses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 291,406 Aquamarineses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, only Oceane Darklight's friends count in the eyes of the government, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown. Acuaznharine's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of books.

Acuaznharine is ranked 277,228^th in the world and 29^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -25.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.