The Republic of Abyss Splash is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.15 billion Abyss Splashians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The all-consuming Abyss Splashian economy, worth 514 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,082 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the internet has been placed under government control, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abyss Splash's national animal is the Kuriboh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abyss Splash is ranked 22,689^th in the world and 263^rd in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 91.42 kickbacks per hour.