The Republic of Absolute communism64 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.097 billion Absolute communism64ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism64ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,773 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 555,699 per year while the poor average 40,686, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Absolute communism64's mid-life crisis, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism64's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Absolute communism64 is ranked 20,915^th in the world and 1,509^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.98 law-abiding acts per hour.