Population | 6.221 billion |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | sheep |
The Republic of Absolute communism15 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.221 billion Absolute communism15ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism15ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,166 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the government has granted that two plus two makes four, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism15's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism15 is ranked 280,015th in the world and 10,537th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 6.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism15 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Highest Economic Output.
- : Absolute communism15 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, the Absolute communism15ian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism15, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.