The Queendom of Abeilla is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Queen Stella with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.667 billion Abeillans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ate. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The very strong Abeillan economy, worth 246 trillion lavens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 92,603 lavens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime is totally unknown. Abeilla's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fleurelism.

Abeilla is ranked 249,355^th in the world and 4,358^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -150.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.