The Democratic States of A Jain is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.541 billion Jainans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The strong Jainian economy, worth 149 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,794 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Jain's national animal is the turtle.

A Jain is ranked 273,360^th in the world and 1,403^rd in Pacifism for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.