Population | 12.335 billion |
Capital | Leningrad |
Leader | Supreme Commander John Lenin |
Faith | RMLP ☭️ |
Currency | USSD |
Animal | Bear |
The United Socialist States of 4meric4 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Commander John Lenin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.335 billion Socialistzens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient 4meric4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,555 trillion USSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,173 USSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
International terrorists often get their weapons supply in 4meric4, major cities are suffering under water rationing, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4meric4's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is RMLP ☭️.
4meric4 is ranked 164,884th in the world and 16th in USSD for Most Stationary, with 117.84681346688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in 4meric4.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, Supreme Commander John Lenin's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, all recreational drugs are legal.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
- : Following new legislation in 4meric4, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.