The Card Farm of 4884478585885858hhdhdh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 666 with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.845 billion 4884478585885858hhdhdhians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 21. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 4884478585885858hhdhdhian economy, worth 978 trillion t5f4r3s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,596 t5f4r3s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,602 per year while the poor average 27,389, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4884478585885858hhdhdh's national animal is the 5t34r4t, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 420.

4884478585885858hhdhdh is ranked 44,696^th in the world and 2,764^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.87 law-abiding acts per hour.