The Free Land of 1celand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.649 billion 1celandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The strong 1celandian economy, worth 891 trillion leaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,177 leaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,964 per year while the poor average 1,943, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The nation's favourite colour is blue (1celand has found 1 easter eggs) and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (1celand has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is a serious problem. 1celand's national animal is the penguin.

1celand is ranked 264,687^th in the world and 3^rd in Iceland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.61 law-abiding acts per hour.