The Hidden Card of 028s Into Ejection Burn is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.232 billion 028s Into Ejection Burnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.

The all-consuming 028s Into Ejection Burnian economy, worth 899 trillion isps a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,260 isps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,710 per year while the poor average 22,468, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Some say that Leader can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, the nation is a sap about cutting down trees, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 028s Into Ejection Burn's national animal is the space whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

028s Into Ejection Burn is ranked 54,839^th in the world and 359^th in junk for Highest Average Incomes, with 109,260.17 Standard Monetary Units.