The Republic of 000s Into Ejection Burn is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.207 billion 000s Into Ejection Burnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 000s Into Ejection Burnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion isps a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,145 isps, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, the government spares every expense for national defence, and welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 000s Into Ejection Burn's national animal is the space whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

000s Into Ejection Burn is ranked 19,111^th in the world and 51^st in junk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,437.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.