The State of 000000000 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 37.261 billion nine zeroites are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The very strong nine zeroite economy, worth a remarkable 1,670 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,821 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

An underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, 000000000 has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of 000000000 in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 000000000's national animal is the deer.

000000000 is ranked 89,082^nd in the world and 1^st in 000000000 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,079.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.