The Allied States of -Umbreon is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 1.459 billion -Umbreonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient -Umbreonian economy, worth 59.8 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,972 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Umbreon's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Umbreon is ranked 154,815^th in the world and 7^th in Eevee for Smartest Citizens, with 29.3 quips per hour.